Why yes, I am Dr. Jones, the archaeologist.
No, the guy who did all that stuff before World War II was my grandfather! And if
you don’t believe that some of the artifacts he supposedly found are real, then
you’re an idiot.
No way to prove it? Idiot! I am living proof that things like that exist. Sure it might
not have been one of those well known artifacts like Excalibur or The